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Vampire Demotivational Poster

TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.

TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick a**.!

ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"

TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*

WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!

TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.46/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD

ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...

TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!

GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.

TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

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dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloods****** vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.

THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966

TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am

HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!

TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.

CAN YOU - Spot the odd one out

TAGS: odd one out vampire
Rating: 4.32/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 7:12 am
Actually, each of them is unique in their own way: Top Left - He's a Muppet; Top Right - He's g**; Bottom Left - she's female; Bottom Right - he's based on a real person. BTW: 5L.
Alixian - August 11, 2011, 2:33 am
No he's just a shiny fairy
crackers411 - August 10, 2011, 10:07 pm
C'mon people! We ALL know edward isint a vampire.
D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
hmmmm... I KNOW it's the huge pale white db in the top right!
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:53 am
At the same time it could be bottom left for being a woman, top left for being a muppet
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 8:21 am
And I was thinking it had something to do with insertion of hands, making bottom right the odd one out..
Vampyro - July 29, 2011, 12:04 am
Yeah it's the 5parkly fairy in the top right corner.

Vincent Valentine -

TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

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Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?

WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.

TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


TAGS: oblivion vampirism vampire
Rating: 2.32/5
iPwn - February 23, 2009, 6:14 pm
I lol'd
thebadestnongaybadass - December 31, 2008, 6:11 pm
its only funny if you play oblivion

VAMPIRES - The socially acceptable way to be into necrophilia

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 2.24/5

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Neo - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
finally something that thinks for its self and i can kill legaly

VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.

TAGS: vampire dracula twilight cullen
Rating: 3.5/5

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vlad9885 - May 31, 2013, 2:28 am
Vlad approves

Vegan Joke #10 -

VAMPIRE HUNTING - Is there anything, this COP can't DO?!!

MISADVENTURISM - "..and then i put some hotsauce in his underwear, poor vampire hunter, hekhekhek"

TAGS: underwear poor vampire hunter
Rating: 2.13/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 9:00 pm
"there will not be sparkly vampires much longer", thinks blade as he contemplates how to kill this fag in the slowest way posible

LESTAT - Sexiest vampire next to Edward Cullen.

TAGS: lestat vampire
Rating: 1.94/5
Knives - August 22, 2009, 1:13 am
WTF lol Lestat pwns Edward Cullen hard, yes that even applies to when he was portrayed by Tom Cruise.
Master Morality - August 10, 2009, 12:34 pm
Edward Cullen was a poncy, sparkling, ****.
Vhaidrin - December 3, 2008, 12:28 am
The guy that will be finishing Memory of Light is Brandon Sanderson. He talks about it on his website http://www.brandonsanderson.com/
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 3:29 pm
probably my favorite series of all time. Probably seconded by R.R. Martin, though as a child I loved all of R.A. Salvatores books.
Da5id - November 6, 2008, 3:28 pm
Shtoink. You can always check out his old blog site. His wife is not finishing, but rather has in agreement with others chosen who will be responsible, name slips the mind but the blog site will fill you in. Old reader of Jordan from the beginning and
... - October 2, 2008, 6:13 pm
Shtoink - September 30, 2008, 12:20 am
i agree. my mom was mad, cuz she still thinks the last book wont come out. but im eager to see how they tie up all the loose ends
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 9:08 am
No word yet, afaik, but it'll be the most anticipated book for the Jordan readers who stuck with him through like eleven volumes of what was supposed to be a dekalogy. Sad he died before it was done.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 2:05 am
since you work in a book store when is the a memory of light supposed to come out? old robert jordan died, but his wife said she'd finish it up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:36 pm
-- d***ed, I nearly threw the book against the wall. I'll but a lot of improbable stuff in the name of suspending my disbelief, but that was ridiculous.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:34 pm
-- because I don't care about length considerations. ( ps "out of room" rather than "our of room") BTW, I work in a bookstore and all the kids say the Twilight series went downhill in the last book anyways. Although when I finished reading Queen of the
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 9:32 pm
OMG, Porcelina, I love your comments, but when you run our of room, please take another comment space to finish or explicate your thoughts. Electrons are cheap, and besides, I love spilling over into new comment fields!! I even use words like explicate
Porcelina - September 28, 2008, 1:30 pm
Okay Kiddos! Time for my rant. 1. Twilight is some faggy trend a** bull****. 2. Lestat is much h**ter. 3. Twilight, Interview with a Vampire, Queen of the d***ed, Dracula, etc. are not real portrayals or vampires, sorry. Vampires are not ***y. They're u


TAGS: g** vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.

How About a Magic Trick -

TAGS: joker vampires movies blood enough is enough
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 8, 2014, 9:47 pm
I hope you're using 'Twilight' referring to my age . . . Lol.
MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 9:46 am
A 5L bold statement from someone who is close to being in his Twilight years, don't ya think? Teehee

DEAR VAMPIRES, - aren't you worried about AIDS? O_o sincerely, curious.

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 3.86/5

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champ99 - December 13, 2011, 5:38 pm
They are already dead. To them AIDS is like adding pepper to their meal.

VAMPIRISM - You're Doing It Wrong.


Vampire Apocalypse -

TAGS: vampire stakes apocalypse
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - July 19, 2016, 3:58 am
Death by stereo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n6Bz__tR0k



TAGS: vampire twilight fail
Rating: 2.57/5
aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 4:58 pm
he doesnt even have red eyes

GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.

TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?

VAMPIRE WEDDING - Am I the only one who gets the weirdness?

TAGS: vampire wedding pms redheads
Rating: 2.04/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:51 am
Haha, well pointed out. I did not notice that. XD
mally - February 12, 2009, 2:28 am
i like how they didnt powder her underarm

GLITTER VAMPIRES - Pretty Boys Who Suck Blood.

TAGS: vampire sparkle
Rating: 1.72/5

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BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 5:48 am
I freaking love him. whatevs.
LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:38 pm
This whole movie made teen girls masterbate to Eddy and these girls now b**** to me whenever i critisize T(why?)light
Bunny - April 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
No, Just pretty boys who suck......****, most likely!


Buffy the vampire slayer -

TAGS: vampire
Rating: 2.15/5

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iamnuff - March 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
she saved the world, a lot.
jimfromtx - October 14, 2008, 2:02 am
RIP, a term meaning Rest In Peace, seen on many gravestones.
Spike (no relation) - April 30, 2008, 10:30 pm
One of the best shows ever ... 5 fuffy poodles in concurrence. P.S. God Save the Queen. I mean it, man.
dgillespie - March 12, 2008, 11:30 am


TAGS: mickey mouse vampires twilight edward cullen
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:03 pm
(looking over shoulder)
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 10:59 pm
Just walk away and ignore it
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 10:58 pm

CREDIBILTY - You've just lost yours BRO!! He played a Werewolf in UNDERWORLD, and now he's a Vampire in NEW MOON.

TAGS: micheal sheen is a blasphemer vampire underworld new moon
Rating: 1.5/5

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ardson - January 20, 2012, 8:51 pm
As stated below, his name is Michael Sheen. He is one of the best actors around at the moment. He has been in films like The Queen, Tron (2) and Frost/Nixon.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 1, 2010, 4:53 pm
MR. BLACK, you wouldn't recognise this guy if he knocked a beer out of your hands. He's that good of erytime i see him in some an actor. Everytime i see him in something on BBC/ or the History channel i'm like who is that guy.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
No I thought, some would bring up the fatc that Halle BERRY played just STORM and CATWOMAN. Or other dual comicbook characters.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:46 pm
The idiots are the twilight fans who have a clue what you are talking about.
MrBlack - February 23, 2010, 10:43 pm
I own Underworld and I'm still both ignorant and apathetic as to his identity. Or for the idiots out there, I don't know who the hell he is and I don't care.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
WOW! 10 votes and nothing over 1......you fail on so many levels.
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:24 pm
WtF? Did you think this would do well?

Bianca Lawson never ages -

Hair -

she may be a little weird -

The Bandwagon -

TAGS: bandwagon includes but not limited to vampires angry birds veganism pointless videogames and pregnancy
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:31 pm
Your mission, should you be smart enough to accept it, is to find a way to make money from it.

Truth -

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME - That's what happens behind the scenes of Twilight!?

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:49 pm
A 5L for clearing that up...and I thought it was just the stories were really bad teehee.

HOW TO DEAL WITH VAMPIRE HORDES RULE #23 - Set A Fire That Distracts Them With The Screams Of Your Loved Ones As You Get The Hell Out Of There

TAGS: hordes vampires screams rule hell
Rating: 4.57/5

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dy2012 - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
lol nice one

KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...

TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am
I bet she's enjoying it.

KRISTEN STEWART - Don't know why all the guys are so obsessed with Edward

TAGS: twilight vampire
Rating: 3.58/5

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wampyre - December 18, 2009, 3:44 pm
so all the guys obsessing over edward sparkle hate thing are g** then?
Anonymous2 - December 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
She's as flat as Edward... and just as manly.

PRIORITIES - Some meals are just not worth it.

ALICE - because we all need a hot vampire in our lives

TAGS: vampire alice
Rating: 2.31/5

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Bovee - May 4, 2010, 8:06 pm
h** or not i cant condon a pro twilight poster

EDWARD CULLEN - Making non-fictional men seem less attractive since 1901.

TAGS: vampires
Rating: 2.27/5

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Flea - April 24, 2009, 10:01 pm
He sparkles... and therefore is g**.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:27 pm
Twilight sucked, twilight takes everything that ISN'T vampire and ruins society all the girls at my school are s****** this movies balls because of some chick-hypnosis thing that they do to make chicks by crap from them. -Angry Ranter
Culos - March 10, 2009, 5:04 pm
How would you know, did you f*** him or did he f*** you, in other words are you butch or b****????
CJ - March 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
edward cullen. is a f***in homo
Voldemort - November 7, 2008, 7:56 pm
The Spare...Kill Him!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:40 am
If I could vote this over and over and over again I would. FAIL


TAGS: vampire teeth red eye no idea
Rating: 1.83/5

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Velin - October 18, 2009, 2:28 pm
...has no idea how it hurts with blunt teeth.


TAGS: vampires twilight baseball sports
Rating: 1.77/5

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7Seven7 - October 5, 2009, 8:21 am
Those "vampires" would suck each off more than play baseball. Say it with me..f*** TWILIGHT!
Lla - August 3, 2009, 8:59 am
Vampires DO NOT play baseball. Sparkly, g**, retarded faeries play baseball.

TWILIGHT - Why do people like watching the dark?

TAGS: twilight vampire movie dark black screen
Rating: 1.6/5

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BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:31 pm
4 am is right around the corner
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:29 pm

If I was awake I would have a better reply, so for now "insert witty remark here"
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:25 pm
Let's just say you absorb the full color spectrum
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:23 pm

as empty as this poster?
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm
it's something alright ;)
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm
Bingo rerun!!!
rerun - February 2, 2010, 8:22 pm

so my mind is great?
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 8:19 pm
great minds think alike
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:18 pm
Sometimes it's like Aggy is back and approved this with that proverbial "I oked this just to show you..."

VAMPIRES - Blood runs thicker than water

TEAM EDWARD - A girl has gotten to him.

TAGS: twilight edward team vampire
Rating: 1.22/5

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Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 11:50 pm
I have to say, I don't get it. Coat of Arms = Team Edward?

Nosferatu -

TAGS: jesus vampire religion resurection life
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - May 19, 2016, 9:35 pm
Yes, and the most miraculous thing about it is that I painted it blinded-folded. And did it with finger paints. Pretty amazing, huh?
JesusWept - May 19, 2016, 3:18 pm
You painted that picture?? Niiice! :D
Pushkin - May 18, 2016, 7:52 pm
No, that's just my signature. This is an original work of mine. Yes, I have more talents than I can count.
Reality Lord - May 18, 2016, 11:32 am

tagged upper left...or is that your avatar?
Pushkin - May 18, 2016, 10:20 am
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 10:12 am
That's a thought...

new blood -


TAGS: vampire wendigo chupacabara werewolf soucouyant
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - March 31, 2017, 7:45 am
The internet is never wrong
JesusWept - March 29, 2017, 5:34 pm
CongraDulations? Another word for the Motifake vocabulary. Let's put it next to Amsome and Shyt :))
Silverheart - March 29, 2017, 1:15 am

That's some mighty creative spelling you got going on there.